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PostSubject: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:27 am

Lessons in Logic



I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.

.................................................. ...........


Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?

.................................................. ..............


If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?

.................................................. ............


Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.

.................................................. ..........


How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

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Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

.................................................. ...........
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.

.................................................. ......



Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life.

.................................................. .....


The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.

.................................................. ......


Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

.................................................. ......


Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.

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"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

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"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

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"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:28 am

R_girl wrote:
Lessons in Logic



I was born intelligent -
Education ruined me.

.................................................. ...........


Practice makes perfect.....
But nobody's perfect......
So why practice?

.................................................. ..............


If it's true that we are here to help others,
Then what exactly are the others here for?

.................................................. ............


Since light travels faster than sound,
People appear bright until you hear them speak.

.................................................. ..........


How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

.................................................. ..............


Money is not everything.
There's Mastercard & Visa.

.................................................. ...........
If your father is a poor man,
It is your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man,
It's your stupidity.

.................................................. ......



Behind every successful man, there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two woman.

.................................................. ..........


Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in
Life.

.................................................. .....


The wise never marry.
And when they marry they become otherwise.

.................................................. ......


Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

.................................................. ......


Never put off the work till tomorrow
What you can put off today.

.................................................. ..............


"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep

.................................................. ...........


There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning

.................................................. .........


"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk

.................................................. ..........


"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours

.................................................. ...........


God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

.................................................. ........


The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.

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akkiyoooo mee meka mokada forum games wala dammeeeee :thinking: :big_smile: :big_smile:

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:29 am

gr8.....thnx sis

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:32 am

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:very_happy: :very_happy: :very_happy:
akkiyoooo mee meka mokada forum games wala dammeeeee :thinking: :big_smile: :big_smile:
aneee malli.... sryy dakke naa...
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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:33 am

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:very_happy: :very_happy: :very_happy:
akkiyoooo mee meka mokada forum games wala dammeeeee :thinking: :big_smile: :big_smile:
aneee malli.... sryy dakke naa...
hw to delete dis nw?
epa epa dnt delete.......eka ela...mama move karannam :yes: kamak naneeee eeeeeeee

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:33 am

jokes walata dannada??

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:36 am

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jokes walata dannada??
ow dear...!
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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:37 am

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jokes walata dannada??
ow dear...!
oookiiiizzzz :happy: :very_happy:

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:39 am

akkiiii........hi5 innawada??

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:40 am

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:44 am

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akkiiii........hi5 innawada??
owww ai?
mokadda addrss eka

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:52 am

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akkiiii........hi5 innawada??
owww ai?
mokadda addrss eka
thnx thred eka move kalata..
giv me urz??
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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 8:56 am

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akkiiii........hi5 innawada??
owww ai?
mokadda addrss eka
thnx thred eka move kalata..
giv me urz??
baaaa :very_happy:

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 9:01 am

Hey R this is cool ne........ r u both in hi5 ? me 2 ne

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Sun Mar 16, 2008 12:13 pm

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Hey R this is cool ne........ r u both in hi5 ? me 2 ne
elaneeezz

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PostSubject: Re: funny sayngs..!   Mon Mar 17, 2008 12:51 am

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Hey R this is cool ne........ r u both in hi5 ? me 2 ne
elaneeezz

Hey dude y alway zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz :thinking: :big_smile:

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