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PostSubject: Relaxing of Udurawana   Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:55 am

Udurawana was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.A lady came and asked him,
"Are you relaxing?"
Uduravana answered, "No, I am Udurawana"
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Uduravana answered, "No! No! Me Udurawana!"
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked,
"Are you Relaxing?"
The other man was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
Uduravana slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"
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PostSubject: Re: Relaxing of Udurawana   Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:55 am

Another




Udurawana was writing something very slowly.

A Friend came and askes:
"Why are you writing so slowly?"

Udurawana replies
"I'm writing to my 6 years old son,... he can't read very fast."
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PostSubject: Re: Relaxing of Udurawana   Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:56 am

The English teacher told all the students in the class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Udurawana
He has written. "Due To Rain, No Match !!!"
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PostSubject: Re: Relaxing of Udurawana   Mon Mar 10, 2008 10:57 am

In the bar



Udurawana went to UK for short period. That time was winter. So he went to a PUB. He saw two foreigner's sitting near the counter. First foreigner point to the bar man and say JONI WALKER single. bar man served him second foreigner say JACK DENIALS single. bar man served him. Now Udurawana's turn.

He say "UDURAWANA MARRIED" :))
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PostSubject: Re: Relaxing of Udurawana   Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:06 am

:thinking:

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PostSubject: Re: Relaxing of Udurawana   Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:07 am

crazydude wrote:
:thinking:

Y r u thinking any prob??
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PostSubject: Re: Relaxing of Udurawana   Mon Mar 10, 2008 11:10 am

no no cool bro just cool !

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PostSubject: Re: Relaxing of Udurawana   Tue Mar 11, 2008 6:37 am

IO ahala thiyena ewwane !!
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PostSubject: Re: Relaxing of Udurawana   Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:48 pm

eranga_m wrote:
IO ahala thiyena ewwane !!

ohoma kelinma kiyanna epa bun............ :confused: :sad: :lol:

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PostSubject: Re: Relaxing of Udurawana   Thu Mar 13, 2008 8:49 pm

dilansri wrote:
Udurawana was enjoying the sun at the beach in America.A lady came and asked him,
"Are you relaxing?"
Uduravana answered, "No, I am Udurawana"
Another guy came and asked him the same question.
Uduravana answered, "No! No! Me Udurawana!"
A third one came and asked him the same question again.
Uduravana was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place.

While walking he saw another Sri Lankan soaking in the sun.
He went up to him and asked,
"Are you Relaxing?"
The other man was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."
Uduravana slapped him on his face and said,
"Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"



Thawa kiyapankooooooo....... :beer: :awsome:

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